So, to partake in the festivities, I'll throw my own celebration to include single-parent households, gay families, the divorced and separated parents and their offspring as well. Just think what a huge party that would be! Of course, the Church probably thinks (with no irony whatsoever), that it would probably devolve into a wild Bacchanalia, the likes of which have only been seen in various seminaries and Evangelists' hotel rooms far and wide.
My guest speaker? Zach Wahls, Engineering student raised by two women.
Oh so, let's raise a toast and...God Bless Modern Families.